I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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