dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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