bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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