her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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