i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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