And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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