doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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