so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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