You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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