She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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