it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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