come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Randomize
