dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Say something about gay babies.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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