dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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