Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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