that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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