how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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