so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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