only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Two words: blizzard sex
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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