You're so nebulous sometimes
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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