actually, I'm a sock model
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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