You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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