Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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