I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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