she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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