But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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