Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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