yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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