She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I supernannyed him into submission
Randomize
