so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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