I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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