You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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