i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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