Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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