There is no way he is gay with that hair.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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