I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
