i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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