I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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