Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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