ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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