3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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