so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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