problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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