I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
