Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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