that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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