There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Floor bacon is actually really good
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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