No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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