But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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