I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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