I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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