Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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