we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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