these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Randomize
