so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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