she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
vagina is talking i cant
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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