You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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